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ball pythons have puppy mouths and the light of a thousand suns glowing in their noodle-y eyes.

ball pythons have puppy mouths and the light of a thousand suns glowing in their noodle-y eyes.



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If I have my backpack on the bed, she’ll slither into it and sleep in there when she’s not perched on the laptop while I watch a movie. Friday nights are sacred.

If I have my backpack on the bed, she’ll slither into it and sleep in there when she’s not perched on the laptop while I watch a movie. Friday nights are sacred.


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rembrandtwasasnake:

Remy bit the bejesus out of my hand yesterday.

I had set down paper towels in his tank to give him his rat, but he made a u-turn when he struck at it and got reptibark in his mouth instead. So I went to grab him behind his head to get it out of his mouth before he swallowed it, but he turned around and bit me, and coiled around my hand. 

I have no idea how many fangs he dislodged in there because I didn’t move my hand at all after he bit me, but it’s swollen and bruised all across the three knuckles of my pointer finger, my middle finger is sliced up, and my thumb has fang marks all over the tip. There isn’t that much blood in the picture, but after my struggle, it was all over him, me, my shirt, my brother’s debit card which I used to get his mouth open to pull the mulch out, smeared on my carpet, and literally dripping off the leaves in his tank. 

Moral of the story, do not feed your snakes in their tanks. Invest in a plastic bin, especially if they’re uncoordinated and possibly retarded like Remy.

Look at his face though. Look at it.

I forgot to say he swallowed the mulch anyway. Maybe out of defiance, maybe because he doesn’t understand. Maybe both. We’ll never know.

rembrandtwasasnake:

Remy bit the bejesus out of my hand yesterday.

I had set down paper towels in his tank to give him his rat, but he made a u-turn when he struck at it and got reptibark in his mouth instead. So I went to grab him behind his head to get it out of his mouth before he swallowed it, but he turned around and bit me, and coiled around my hand.

I have no idea how many fangs he dislodged in there because I didn’t move my hand at all after he bit me, but it’s swollen and bruised all across the three knuckles of my pointer finger, my middle finger is sliced up, and my thumb has fang marks all over the tip. There isn’t that much blood in the picture, but after my struggle, it was all over him, me, my shirt, my brother’s debit card which I used to get his mouth open to pull the mulch out, smeared on my carpet, and literally dripping off the leaves in his tank.

Moral of the story, do not feed your snakes in their tanks. Invest in a plastic bin, especially if they’re uncoordinated and possibly retarded like Remy.

Look at his face though. Look at it.

I forgot to say he swallowed the mulch anyway. Maybe out of defiance, maybe because he doesn’t understand. Maybe both. We’ll never know.


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Remy bit the bejesus out of my hand yesterday.

I had set down paper towels in his tank to give him his rat, but he made a u-turn when he struck at it and got reptibark in his mouth instead. So I went to grab him behind his head to get it out of his mouth before he swallowed it, but he turned around and bit me, and coiled around my hand. 

I have no idea how many fangs he dislodged in there because I didn’t move my hand at all after he bit me, but it’s swollen and bruised all across the three knuckles of my pointer finger, my middle finger is sliced up, and my thumb has fang marks all over the tip. There isn’t that much blood in the picture, but after my struggle, it was all over him, me, my shirt, my brother’s debit card which I used to get his mouth open to pull the mulch out, smeared on my carpet, and literally dripping off the leaves in his tank. 

Moral of the story, do not feed your snakes in their tanks. Invest in a plastic bin, especially if they’re uncoordinated and possibly retarded like Remy.

Look at his face though. Look at it.

Remy bit the bejesus out of my hand yesterday.

I had set down paper towels in his tank to give him his rat, but he made a u-turn when he struck at it and got reptibark in his mouth instead. So I went to grab him behind his head to get it out of his mouth before he swallowed it, but he turned around and bit me, and coiled around my hand.

I have no idea how many fangs he dislodged in there because I didn’t move my hand at all after he bit me, but it’s swollen and bruised all across the three knuckles of my pointer finger, my middle finger is sliced up, and my thumb has fang marks all over the tip. There isn’t that much blood in the picture, but after my struggle, it was all over him, me, my shirt, my brother’s debit card which I used to get his mouth open to pull the mulch out, smeared on my carpet, and literally dripping off the leaves in his tank.

Moral of the story, do not feed your snakes in their tanks. Invest in a plastic bin, especially if they’re uncoordinated and possibly retarded like Remy.

Look at his face though. Look at it.


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Remy is a very cultured reptile with an appetite for curiosity and chaos.